Deadpool Review

So you're probably here to see what some guy who saw my movie thought of it? Well you're not gonna get that. I'm gonna review my movie. That's right me, Pool. Dead Pool. will write this guys review. Now I don't read many movie reviews so i'll give it my best shot.

First I will give you a basic idea of what my movie is about. Deadpool the in/famous, sexy, good looking Marvel anti-hero (that's me) is trying to kill the guy (Ajax) who screwed up my life (he made me look like... actually i'll let you see it for yourself), because of what he did to me I was scared that my wife would reject me. So I do what any sane person would do in this situation. Seek to kill Ajax and restore my body to what it use to be.

Unfourtanley for everyone they couldn't get Hugh Jackman to play me in my movie (and that my friends is why the world has so many problems). So they had to get this guy called Ryan Reynolds to portay me. I suppose he did a good job, he was good looking so i'll give that to him. Since they only gave us $58 million to make my movie we could only afford two x-men characters (the steal guy and a teenage girl). My villian was british which may come as no suprise. His character is flat and one dimensional unlike some of the other superhero movie's villains such as Loki and The Joker)

I should warn you my movie is graphic. Sexually and violently but it suits the tone. When parents tried to get a kids version of the movie maybe they should watch the movie before they set their role models for their kids. As you might've guessed there are plenty of jokes in this movie and looking back I wish I had changed some of them as they don't quite hit the highs of the good ones.

One of the things that made my movie special was breaking the fourth wall, which I did a couple of time. At one point I break the fourth wall while in a fourth wall moment. I touched the camera a couple of times.

Watching my movie I started to get bored at points as the story slowed down and it wrecked the pacing that was happening. Also with the directing I wish it didn't cut as much as it would've looked way cooler if there was a long take like the one in Oldboy (the Korean one, not the Spike Lee one).

I always like a good beat and my movie had plenty, several pieces were written by Junkie XL (with a name like that i'm pretty sure that you would be trying to say something...). There are some other pieces of music that are great too.

Overall my movie is not filled actors like Hugh Jackman, Michael Fassbender, Patrick Stewart and Jame McAvoy but rather some guy called Ryan Reynolds who isn't that special compared to the other x-men actors. The directing wasn't anything special, just making sure I didn't end up the way I did in X-Men Origins: Wolverine and my movie is defiently not and never will be for kids. I just hope my sequel is more of miss on scene kind of movie like the first two Spider-Man movies were.

Until my sequel, Deadpool Out.

Overall Score: 6.4/10

What did yout think of this movie if you have seen it? Did it make you want to learn how to play with swords?

The movie is in wide release around Sydney.

Dir. Tim Miller Written by - Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick

Starring - Ryan Reynolds, Brianna Hildebrand, Ed Skrein, T.J. Miller and Morena Baccarin

Cinematography - Ken Seng

Editor - Julian Clarke

Music/Score - Junkie XL

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